This Is What Happens When A Fan Tries To Interview Janet Jackson

Since the website's inception, I've tried to interview Janet Jackson. Afterall, she is a super entertainer and I thought that it would be cool for a fan to ask stimulating questions revealing yet another dimension to the elusive Janet Jackson.

I find that most reporters go through the same boring script when Janet does promos for her albums, a time when most artists would only "do" interviews...

You know... the age old questions regurgitated in different ways...

"What is it like being a part of a musical dynasty and a musical family?"
"How is your brother Michael?"
"What is it like to be famous and not have any privacy?"
"Are you going to tour and will this be your last tour?"
"Tell us more about your sexually suggestive lyrics..."
"How is your brother Michael?"
"What happened there at the Superbowl?"
"How is your brother Michael?"

...or maybe then again it could be the same old answers regurgitated in different ways. Who knows... Janet's a smart cookie!

Anyway, it was just a thought, a crazy one at that that I could possibly interview Janet Jackson. I pulled out all the stops. I've asked any and everyone you can imagine from her label to even her elusive company and well... it's been a very long and interesting ride.

What was eventually produced was this...